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massageturbate

The act of giving yourself a massage, generally done out of envy for the cutesie couple you hang out with.
Robert and Lianna decided to get cute and give each other massages and I'm left out in the cold to massageturbate. #foreveralone
by KruseMissile March 12, 2015
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Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.
Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?
by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017
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massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.
Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!
by Bryce412 July 29, 2017
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Massachusian Alps

An area west of the Connecticut River in Massachusetts. This area includes the Berkshires as well as the Appalachian and Taconic Mountains. It is referred to as a whole to mean the entire area. It generally has a positive meaning. This area is known for its natural beauty.
Who wants to head over to the Massachusian Alps over the weekend?

The Massachusian Alps are well known for their natural beauty and splendor .
by Steven Malencroft December 19, 2018
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Massage sex

When someone goes into a massage room for a massage, but ends up having sex.
I stepped into the room to see a beautiful blonde girl, lying naked on the massage bed. God, she was so hot. There was only a towel covering her up.
Without saying a word, I began massaging her back. I couldn’t help but lift the towel the tiniest bit.

Before I knew it, she had pulled the towel off and pinned me to the bed.
“Hey daddy~” she whispered. I couldn’t stop blushing. “I didn’t come here for a massage. I came here to fucked...” she pulled me into a deep kiss. I began pulling my clothes off till I was completely naked.

I lifted her leg up and slid my hard cock down her pussy. She moaned and giggled. “The only reason I work here is because I want to have massage sex with sluts like you” I laughed.
by YourHoneyBoo January 2, 2020
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massachushits

Person 1: Have you been to Massachushits?
Person 2: Yeah, those drivers are the worst!
by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 9, 2021
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Messagemaxxing

Messagemaxxing is the act of sending as many messages as possible online without resorting to spamming, it's usually done in discord servers that give activity rewards. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom during spring of 2023 when despite everyone taking breaks from social medias, a few did the opposite and went to spend too much time on their computers grinding for messages and points that come with them.
Person 1: Adam sent over a thousand messages in a single day in our server without breaking any rules
Person 2: No way, he must've spammed to get to that point!
Person 1: He didn't even spam, the guy's straight up messagemaxxing
Person 2: Sounds like terminally online behavior to me...
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
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