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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.
by the greasy pineapple November 17, 2020
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minnie moo

Slang for female genitals. Usually used as a silly word by children's parents. Also spelt mini moo.
Don't forget to clean your minnie moo in the shower
by loonminn November 21, 2020
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minnesota muff dive

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.
I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.
by stanlenr January 15, 2021
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Minnesota

the longest goodbyes in the world
Minnesota: "well we should get going" /5 minutes later/ *leaves*
by StupidSaltySandwich May 11, 2021
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Minnesota Chain Fall

A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall
My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"
by DaddyC218 May 20, 2021
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Minnesota vikings

Minnesota vikings

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
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Mintee

Someone with the natural ability, intelligence and expertise to achieve success and mastery in any artistic endeavor or career they decide to undertake.
My client bought this beautiful house and could really use a talented mintee to design the landscape, interior and create an original couture dress for the housewarming party!
by p-lo November 23, 2021
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