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minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon
Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.
by kitten1016 July 30, 2017
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Minecraft Fanboy

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.
by Petah Griffin February 22, 2021
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Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011
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Minecraft Sickness

An effect caused by playing a game of Minecraft for too long.

1. Fear of light. Fear of darkness. Fear of noises that resemble bow-shooting. Fear of SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS noise. Urge to punch trees and animals.
When not playing, you're planning what you'd build next, what area of your MC world you'd go to explore, so on.
Plus, you dream (daydream, too) in blocks.

2. When you finally get sick of minecrafterbating and decide to get outside and roar! You're so proud of yourself you break the habit, you're telling all your friends you quit.
But no need for them to worry, this won't last long, soon you'll be back mining >:-
1. A: man, we went to the field trip today. and there was that herd of sheep - grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, wat a waste of cloth! i soooooooo wanted to punch them!
B: IRL? XD
A: yeah
B: join the club, you have minecraft sickness)))

2.

A: alas, my friends, Ted won't join us at server tonight. he said he has a minecraft sickness ;)
B: oh, like, AGAIN? XD
by DodoSnail July 5, 2011
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Minecraft Sweat

Look at this virgin hes such a Minecraft Sweat
by AFuckWad July 16, 2021
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Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.
by MarkSpinky March 8, 2019
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minecraft is gay

a dumbfuck fortnite kid who said that minecraft is fucking gay
by krisbek17 October 6, 2020
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