Mukesh Chand Mathur

Mukesh Chand Mathur was legendary playback singer or Bollywood. His also known as Golden voice or voice of millenium. His career lasted for span of more than 30 years, during which he gave hits like Kisiki muskurahaton pe ho nisar, kahin door jab din dhal jaye, etc.

"Each word from his lips was a pearl. No one could sing the way Mukesh Chand Mathur did, with the right diction, inflexion and intonation. His vocal timbre was out of this world" Said Salil Chowdhury (music director)

by Saffroniser August 26, 2021

mathematics

An arcane discipline invented by the ancients to ensure full employment among pointy headed professors who lack social skills to enter or succeed in any of the social sciences, including spelling. The principal means by which this is achieved is to establish an extensive, cascading order of complexity, such that each class is offered only as a prerequisite to the next.

Mathematics is the language of tenure. Since university administrators invariably come from more serious disciplines, they could give a rat's what goes on in the math department, excepting, of course the math professors' occasional brush with the FBI and kiddy porn.

She: Why am I having to take all this goddamn math?

He: To help Dr. Goldbaum enjoy lap dances down at the truck stop.

by hoze-a March 30, 2007

Mathew Aiton

Person with a small penis who cannot play tennis

Toby: "You see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "The gay one?"
Toby: "Yeah i beat him in a tennis match earlier"
Person 2: "Haha, i bet he is a real Mathew Aiton"
Toby: "Yeah. And he's from UEA."
Person 2: "Figures"

by Skepi March 9, 2010

Mathew effect

The fact that the rich get richer & the poor get poorer

He got promoted by his pop as the MG of the multi billion £ firm.

He had to break his piggybank to feed his hungry dad & the family.
Mathew effect is defined.

by Pinnochinco May 17, 2014

mathew davis

The most stupidest kid in all of existence. Once ate a sock at 3 AM over a wet dream.

Mathew Davis doesn't know his head from his feet

by Jacobdidthis February 8, 2018

Matheaus

A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic

Look at matheaus

by Iluvyq August 23, 2019

Mathematics

A subject taught in school. It is the study of numbers and how they work. Shortened to "maths" in England or "math" in America. Many people hate it but some people (like me) love it. It is a requirement in the UK for most jobs.

Teacher: "You must pass your mathematics GCSE, or you won't get a job."

by MathsIsAmazing October 16, 2019