Martin

He can be someone who's related to you but he can also be someone you like in school. A Martin can be mysterious and quiet. He can be a cold-ass motherfucker that will reject the fuck out of you but after a few years he'll be chill after dating a "great" girl. The smallest things he do make you blush and giggle. On the other hand, another version of Martin can be an annoying ass motherfucker who spends his time playing video games and not caring a single fuck on anyone.

You: Hey... I like you.

Martin Version 1: *leaves you on read*

Martin Version 2: I'm such a pro gamer y'all are noobs.
You: Shut the fuck up gayshit
Martin V2: No you gay.

by suikatomoko July 11, 2020

Martin Garrix

Pizza lover breaking a festival near to you.

I lost my mind during Martin Garrix' set, what a show !!

by Wedidit August 11, 2017

Roddy Martini

Old school Michigan drink made famous by a previous Pro Detroit basketballer... guess who. It's a double Bacardi and diet Coke, with a Cherry on top.

You want less? Roddy Teeny or Roddy Tiny. Single Bacardi and Diet, with a Cherry in a rocks glass.

"Roddy Martini, on the tab please."

by siCks January 11, 2009

Fellatio Martini

Another term for blow job.

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

roy martin middle school

Roy Martin is a Ratchet school where they try cover up their image by making it an IB school and giving out iPads but they're so cheap and try to make money out of everything. The magnet kids who think they're cool brag about doing stuff like smoking and stuff but they actually care about their grades and do what's possible to get good grades even if it means cheating and doing stuff last minute. Then there is the stupid ratchet people who judge everyone and do their makeup and they look hella retarded overdoing it with their eyebrows look like its made of a temporary tattoo. Then the kids that think they're cool and the shit staying after school and waiting for their friends and some how can run even though it looks like they'll fall because their pants are a little lower than half way down their ass. I kinda feel bad for them because they have no real best friends. Then there's those kids that are actually smart but not geeks, there's also the people who are obsessed with Anime.

Omg she's so annoying thinking she's the shit like stfu no one likes you, did you see her fake ass eyebrows and the waste of highlight, she looks so cheap and ratchet!

Her school must've been a roy martin middle school.

by StrangerYouDontKnow January 8, 2018