Maddie

Loves penis and guys with flippy hair.
crushes on fat ppl
likes to sing in the shower

likes hairy guys
shes short like a dwarf
she has blue eyes and brown hair
she gets mad at her friends
she likes kraft dinner.

Thomas- "Maddie I love you so much pls marry me"
Maddie-"no get the fuck away u not hairy"

by JimBob the third August 17, 2014

Maddie

dating a cunt; usually is really fun in bed ;)

Maddie: I wanna fuk a cunt.

by i wanna fuq July 18, 2018

Maddie

A complete and utter whore who thinks she's God's gift to everyone around her. Will back stab her friends for the slightest chance of sex, despite the fact nobody is sure why anyone would want sex with her in the first place because she's such an ugly bitch. She also thinks she's superior in every way to her 'friends' and so will often talk of only herself and her not-so-impressive accomplishments for hours on end. Bitches about anyone she deems 'less superior' to her whenever you talk, which really leaves you wondering what she's said about you and, finally, includes an annoying amount of hashtags after the 100 selfies she posts online each day. These usually include:

#cute
#adorable
#Imsoclever
#supermodelfigure
#betterthanyou

Wow. That girl is such a bitch. We should stay away from her, she must be a Maddie

by 2.71828 July 05, 2015

Maddie Tucker

When you use the N word unmannerly, or for a joke.

I almost pulled a Maddie tucker yesterday

by Hippo suckin February 24, 2019

Cooking with Maddie

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.

I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!

by BigThotThiccBoi May 18, 2019

maddie hogan

a "maddie hogan" is someone who acquires all these traits:
- beast
- tank
- gives no fucks
- smokes cigarettes
- mike farrell

Yo bro, why are you being such a maddie hogan

by eaglesarefun178 January 16, 2017

Maddie

a stupid little girl who thinks she can get away with everything. in arguments she will switch it up to get you in trouble...If you are friends with a Maddie drop the friendship its not worth it Maddie sucks. SHES A FUCKING SKANK!

hey have u see that girl Maddie?
yh shes a fucking skank.

by ILoveTweek October 12, 2018