john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017

Joshua Mack

You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.

Ahhh Joshua Mack is Skull fucking me!!!!

by God 420 69 May 7, 2019

liam mackay

a fucking retard

person 1: who’s that?

person 2: oh that’s liam mackay, he’s a retard

by beefyflaps July 2, 2019

nun mackay

Nun Mackay is a nippy English teacher who is also an ex-nun. She is very boring and religious. The good things about her is that if you talk in her class, she will tell you to SHHHHH but wont give you in any real trouble. Also she lets you sit where you want. The bad things is that whenever we have to read any novels or plays, she will always make the left side of the class start first meaning the people on the right hardly ever have to read hehe. She also wears the same things every. single. day. (a cardigan, nude tights, old lady heels and a dress)

classmate 1 : dude, whos ur English teacher?
classmate 2 : ive got Nun Mackay.
classmate 1 : hold on, i thought you had her last year?
classmate 2 : yep, ive had her 3 years in a row.
classmate 1 : oh dude thats so unlucky, i feel bad for you

classmate 2 : its ok sometimes though, i never have to read in class!
classmate 1 : omg thats so cool!
classmate 2 : yeah i know😎
*bell rings*
classmate 1 : well ive got English next with Mr Scade!
classmate 2 : lmao have fun
classmate 1 : fun? how can i have fun in a class with a teacher who NEVER smiles?
classmate 2 : ill swap with u
classmate 1 : lol no thanks! im not having that scary Nun lady every day!!

by mybabygirlisdry! February 18, 2020

Midget Mack

A short thick girl with dreads

Ahhh man look at midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020

Christy mack

is an American nude model and former pornographic actress.

- that MMA fighter (War Machine) assaulted christy mack!
- that's a shame.

by Oldgeezer22 July 13, 2021