Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

Mushroom Hubs by holloway November 16, 2007

mushroom slape

a slape with the head of the dick

fred mushroom slaped maggie

mushroom slape by fred faulkner August 1, 2009

Mushroom stamp 

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

Mushroom stamp by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

mushroom wacker 

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

mushroom wacker by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Mushroom House 

A housing development that seems to appear overnight. The name comes from the fact that it looks like a bunch of mushrooms grew while you were sleeping.

A bunch of mushroom houses sprang up in what was once a corn field last week.

Mushroom House by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010

Mushroom Tosser 

a comeback insult to an overly P.C. bastard

P.C. bastard: Racist!

Comeback: Mushroom Tosser!

Mushroom Tosser by H.A.L. June 6, 2011

Mushroom Dunk 

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.

Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.

Mushroom Dunk by Clyde Barstow October 26, 2012