Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)

Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please

by I'm mixed August 2, 2011

Russell The Muscle

Nickname for major league baseball player Russell Branyan.

Russell the Muscle has 3 of the 5 longest home runs in Miller Park history

by Bob Smith Jones Johnson Newman March 27, 2009

lunch muscle

A large, fat belly or waistline.

The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle.

by Da Prof March 22, 2005

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020

60's Muscle Cars

Cars that came with bench seats (romantic), non-power steering (sweaty), Overpowered V8s or I6s, Beautiful designs, airbags(maybe) & Air-Con (maybe).
Death is everywhere & those old airbags(if any) can injure.

My friend's got a few 60's Muscle Cars in his garage.

by Melvinfused December 5, 2021

boyfriend muscle

The muscles/strength you lack because your boyfriend does all your heavy lifting/moving.

Person 1: Help me lift this box.

Person 2: Sorry, no can do, I've got boyfriend muscles.

by rainebohbrite October 14, 2011