muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 July 6, 2015

Kansas Muddy Waterfall

When a man is sitting on the toilet taking a steamy poo while the woman sits reverse cowgirl and bangs him hard while taking a piss.

Man, the other night when I was banging my girl Kansas Muddy Waterfall style while I was taking a massive shit, she pissed all over me!

by The Playroom’s On Fire September 2, 2021

bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

When a girl is wet and the guy slips into the butthole...accidentally! Owwww...This is called the biG mUDDY sLIDE!

I had a guy accidentally slip into my butthole and I HATED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is called the bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

by GIRL IN MT June 25, 2007

Muddy Melon Baller

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

by G.P. June 11, 2006

Muddy Waters

A perfectly douchie waste of space.

"why do you smell so awful?" "i just came from Muddy Waters."

by funtimebabyeater January 6, 2010

muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

by dunno August 20, 2003

muddy buddy

when stumbling across a pile of dog poo you dip the tip of your shoe in the poo and kick one of your friends in the ass..he or she will ususally go to dust off there pants then realizing there is poo on there pants and now hand..

Yo you jus kicked me in the ass and now theres shit on my hand and ass!Yea man i gave you a muddy buddy!

by jdubya2287 July 20, 2010