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last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.
Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.
by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016
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meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute
Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"
by stove2590 July 6, 2016
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13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping
So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it
by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016
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five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
by LonePooper May 4, 2018
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Lukewarm Minute

A separate form of the terms "Hot Minute" and "Cold Minute"

Means seconds.
Danny : "Hey man, wanna come over and play some fortnite?"
Jojo: "Yeah I'll be there in a Lukewarm Minute"
*Arrives at house*
Jojo : "Dude, are you beating one out in here?!?!?"
Danny : "YOU SAID I HAD A LUKEWARM MINUTE!!!!!"
by simonthedigger June 10, 2018
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Sacramento minute

About 8 minutes of time.
I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)
by LePresident June 12, 2018
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five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
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