a subgenre of tiktok videos consisting of people ranting about their lives with an element called the griffin method
The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them
The griffin method consists of slowing down and speeding up during important parts of videos.
This was an adaptation of the genre giftok, in which people started using the white flash transition and slowing down their videos while short clips of memes, tv shows, anime, video games. The griffin method boosts viewer engagement and makes the videos more entertaining and funny, hence why most tiktok creators nowadays use them
by werykul April 26, 2025
by dogloverbutnotinthatway6969 June 19, 2018
The grindr method is a form of harassment invented by torland and was used actively in a very small com circle (pretty much unheard of by other comtards) where you would sign a nigga up to grindr under their name, spoof ur location to be directly ON their house, and match with a big black nigga, and then you tell the big black nigga that you have essentially a stranger cnc kink and ask them to barge in the front door, and say that no matter how many times i say "i dont know you", i really do, and do not stop fucking me no matter how much i say it.
grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)
grindr has since patched this (you cant sign up to grindr with mullvad and voip numbers anymore in my experience) (even doe you can just use a res proxy and smspool number)
764 kid: ahahah i extorted a child haha
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN
chad grindrer: the grindr method awaits you, child
764 kid: uh what?
hours later....
764 kid: WTF WHY WAS I RAPED BY A BIG BLACK DUDE IM SORRY ILL NEVER EXTORT AGAIN
by skid raper December 25, 2024
by One sleepy boi March 27, 2019
The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.
Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"
by The supreme expert(L) February 01, 2018
when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
how does the bisection method work
by unsectable November 20, 2019
When your partner is significantly more attracted to you when you wear a sweater; subduction via sweater
Girlfriend: “How dare you use the sweater method on me!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”
Boyfriend: “Why?”
Girlfriend: “Because it’s working!”
by Barron M January 01, 2024