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Mcdonalds 

Teacher-Over the next weeks you will make a 5 page essay...

Me-I'll stop at Mcdonalds on the way home.
Mcdonalds by CupSouls November 17, 2017

McDonalds 

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.
Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!
McDonalds by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

mcdonalds 

a place where people get even fatter than they were before now you can get fat for a low price!!!!!
hey wanna go to mcdonalds
and get fat? hell yea
mcdonalds by anonymous_loser May 19, 2018

McDonalds 

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...
McDonalds by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

mcdonalds 

a place that claims to have a broken ice cream machine 24/8
can I get some ice cream
sorry we McDonalds you should know that's not happening
mcdonalds by rob snieber May 29, 2018

Mcdonalds 

Mcdonalds is a fast way to get fat if kfc isnt your style!
Mcdonalds, DDDDD Diayabities
Mcdonalds by MINECRAFT GAMER @ AGAR4 November 12, 2018