Mashed

Like stoned, baked, blown.

Damn dude, I'm pretty mashed right now .

by High-c- December 20, 2016

Macked in the face

When one gets punched in the face so hard that you could compare the force of it to a Mack truck coming full speed. Basically another word for getting knocked out cold.

Jon: Yo, did you see that street fight earlier today?
Marco: Yeah bro, Tony got macked in the face! He couldn't even get up.

by YoDogHustle June 8, 2017

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

mashed

Mashed is a word which describes a person who has just completed a difficult task and is feeling great.

bro ur so mashed! i hope you remain like that after every exam

by Onamah May 8, 2018

Masedogg’s Buttcheek

When anything is white in color or personality

“Dude im feelin hella masedogg’s buttcheeks right now!”

by Andle the Candle Sandle June 29, 2018

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Maskerbate

Pleasuring oneself while enjoying a relaxing face mask experience. The best way to pass the time while waiting for your face mask to dry.

I was bored while doing a face mask last nigh so I decided to maskerbate.

by Huliaaaaaa October 11, 2018