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hot loches

A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.
The bell are tolling the time for hot loches is at hand.
by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021
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Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong
You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki
by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022
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The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
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Jayden Lochery

Jayden or jay dawggy dawggy dawg is the most attractive male you will ever see. He has a 12 metre cock and isn’t afraid to use it. When he unsheatheds it, you know your gonna have the time of your life. When he loses his temper the devil shivers. He also has an extremely hot friend called Dylan.
“Omg Jayden Lochery walked by me today and i got a girl boner.” “Omg same bestie he’s so hot”
“ hey beautiful” “OMG” *faints*
by Humongous Marvin 69 September 7, 2022
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hylian loach

I thought that was hylian loach!
by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023
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Dirty loch

The act of drooling on a girl while she’s gagging from the smell in missionary
I took her home from the club last night and dirty loched her
by Stubbybubbly123 July 25, 2025
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Liam and lochlan

Liam and lochlan are usually good friends when separated they go well individually but when together it’s chaos. They know how to make people laugh but if you get on one of there bad sides they will be there for eachother. They are pretty much what you call spastics.
Girl: oh look there’s the two spastics
Other girl: yeah that’s Liam and lochlan
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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