Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Lobsterfy

The process of becoming sunburned and red; much like a lobster.

The woman set herself up to lobsterfy by not applying sunscreen before going to the beach.

by mayalennon May 28, 2010

Lobsterectomy

To relieve someone of the lobster in their vagina to make them less of a bitch.

Mrs. Williams needs a lobsterectomy.

by dsfhalfduhalsu4596ighopit0- July 16, 2010

Lobster Bass

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

by Tommy lobster December 30, 2010

Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

Lobstronomus

The beauty of "Lobstronomus" is that it can mean whatever you want it to mean.

"oh this is Lobstronomus wine!"

"did you see the X-Factor? it was a bit lobstronomus"

"she's not lovely, She's lobstronomus"

by ScrotesMctotes January 2, 2015

Lobsterization

The state of being lobsterized; the alteration of the pigment egregiously causing the skin to represent and inauspicious darker coloring that from laying in the sun for prolonged time causing an orange or red power ranger like transformation. Lobsterization

"I'm sure you'll get to see my Lobsterization after our many shenanigans under the sun without ample sundcreen."

by Brannyac March 16, 2015