Meat loafing

When you take the last, sloppiest girl at the bar home to fuck.

Man, I had no choice, I was meat loafing last night.

by Axon January 17, 2015

Still Looking Jail Bait 28

The thematic title to a particular person(s) 28th Birthday Party. Similar to when an individual reaches the age of 30, that occasion being dubbed "Dirty 30", this is for those individuals celebrating their 28th birthday, ESPECIALLY should they possess the character and aesthetics as a late-teen or early-twenty-something.

Hey dude, I heard it's your birthday.

Yeaah.

How old are you now?

28.

Nooo waaay, it's your Still Looking Jail Bait 28.

Yeaah.

Two mores years to the Dirty 30.

Yeaah (Le sad).

by Leo Pindar October 26, 2011

loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

Looking for Abby

A term used as code when people have disappeared to have sex.

John: Where did Stacy and James go?
Calum: Oh they're off looking for Abby.
John: Ohhhhh :P

by glitch biscuit September 8, 2010

looking me up and down

Checking you out

These assholes keep looking me up and down

by LitLight June 1, 2017

looking at the sun

Making contact with the sun through eyes. Don't look at the sun. Who does that? Don't do it. You will be blinded by god. And colorblinded to orange. Don't ask.

"Hey Billy, have you ever tried looking at the sun?"

"Yes. That's why I'm blind, Bobby. "

by Spydter April 20, 2018

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009