Leak the Lizard
When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."
Leak the Lizard by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010
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In a beef lizard
in short, translated means: "In a little while"
"In a" - your bog standard meaning of In A. it could mean in a box but not in this case... it means "In A (insert time phrase here)"
"beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard." - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sound like while - D.
"In a" - your bog standard meaning of In A. it could mean in a box but not in this case... it means "In A (insert time phrase here)"
"beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard." - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sound like while - D.
tom: when you out G?
JD:In a beef lizard! chill out man, i can't be doing 200 things at once if you know what i'm saying!
tom: Aight man cool!
JD:In a beef lizard! chill out man, i can't be doing 200 things at once if you know what i'm saying!
tom: Aight man cool!
In a beef lizard by ducky2307 November 23, 2006
Muddy Lizard
Laina622, would you eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars?
Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
Laina: Yes. For one million dollars, I would eat a muddy lizard.
Muddy Lizard by treebobjoe July 8, 2012
Squeaking Lizard
1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.
2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.
2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.
"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."
"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"
"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"
Squeaking Lizard by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008
Pancake Lizard
A woman who's used so much makeup that it completely obscures their actual skin and features, making them look like they've been agressively airbrushed. Often seen on a Mutton Dressed As Lamb.
"Hey, check your 6 - Pancake Lizard alert!" Watch it... "No, seriously, must put her makeup on with a trowel." Spatula, actually. "How can you tell?" That's my mum.
Pancake Lizard by Ravenism February 26, 2011
Carnival Lizard
Prostitutes, mainly crack whores, who hang around carnivals looking to turn tricks with the dirty carnies traveling through. Known to exchange in sexual practices for either money, drugs, or free rides. Sometimes Carnival Lizards are current or former Lot Lizards that enjoy a break from the truck stops they so very frequent.
Wanting a break from her normal job in the truck stop parking lot, Sandy got dressed in her best Carnival Lizard attire in hopes to engage with multiple carnie johns for the night .
Carnival Lizard by BecauseImNotOneOfYourFans August 3, 2016