David Letterman

The good-hearted, ill-tempered host of a late-night talk show that takes risks that often result in laughter with the exception of "Will It Float?". The show is kept fresh by new additions such as "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" in addition to the traditional segments such as "Ask the Audience" and bizarre contests hosted by Rupert at the deli next door. Dave has outstanding taste in bringing back exceptional musical guests and comedians such as Jim Gaffigan (13 times), Brian Regan (19 times), and the late great Mitch Hedberg (10 times). Often trails a show in ratings on NBC at the same time-slot hosted by a comedian going through the motions riding the popularity of the show's past with painfully unoriginal material.

"David Letterman seems like such a curmudgeon, but did you see how teary-eyed he got when he introduced the doctors and nurses who saved his life?"

by ComFan September 7, 2007

john deere letter

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people

1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter

by awesome-possum September 10, 2006

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go?

Have you ever wondered where your backspaced letters go?

When your writing something on the internet and you make a mistake you backspace it, The backspaced letters get transported to a magical trash can that no one can find except for pac-man. Pac-man goes to the trash can when he's hungry and chows down on the backspaced letters you backspaced.

what happens to the letters you backspace on a computer, where do they go? letters equal pac-mans's hunger

by ThOsE GuYs ArE CoOl LiKe ThAt November 1, 2011

letter S frontpage missage

A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.

Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!

by AA September 10, 2003

The Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K

Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.

Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!

by Tollie December 30, 2004

Letter of Peacignation

A formal declaration of an intent to "peace," or to leave a place, group, or activity.

Dogg, if you really don't like book group, you just submit your letter of peacignation and get out of there.

by Sheehan August 4, 2004

lestera

noun' a form of STD, commonly associated with HIV/AIDS or the clap.

Symptoms include, rash, itching, swelling, dark pigmentation, Nabelism, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

"Damn, I caught that lestera last night, after getting LAID with that hoe!"

by Bezansore May 11, 2009