leardle

a shiny food serving utensil with comical qualitys for use with dizzy blonds

sluurp from my leardle!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

Leafmeal

Noun: a fancy, ridiculous word used in old-timey poetry. Now used as a creative and unique insert for swear words - mainly shit.

Old-Timey Example: "Ah! as the heart grows older

It will come to such sights colder

By and by, nor spare a sigh

Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie"

Modern Examples: "What a steaming pile of leafmeal!"

"This is such a crock of leafmeal."

"Leafmeal!"

by Arabea March 5, 2012

leahman

Man with the penis of a penguin

Normally a Hillary supporter

Also likes league of Legends

Wow dude you're a full blown leahman s

by Hot fire jackrabbit December 6, 2016

Learie

Learie is the guy that makes everyone laugh,has fun,lives life.. he likes dubstep and also anime. If you get a Learie keep him because there are none other like him so give him your heart and keep his safe.

Did you hear that joke? It was hilarious! That must have been something Learie would say.

by Shortstuff101 April 19, 2018

Learnin'gitis

The attribute of being stupid or unintelligent. Typically used in an insulting manner.

"Billy Bob, get 'yer ass home, you got that learnin'gitis."
"Wow, you walked into the wrong class? You must have that learnin'gitis!"

by Joseph Billiam Bobicus January 22, 2018

Larm

A human being that has long arms and long legs, rendering them a noodle being. A deer person. A dainty friend.

Look at that larm over there! I bet she can reach the top shelf and hug me thrice!

by Riskers September 27, 2019

leamah

the smell of your breath after guzzling gallons of cum.

craig: "yo dude you should have a mint, you got some serious leamah"
jonatan: "thanks man I didn't notice"

by leamahman46 January 8, 2021