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LAMing

LAMing (LAME ING) ~ verb. LAM standing for"Look At Me". Often perpetrated by attention seekers on social networks in the form of short stories or what they're doing this minute to attract attention from various people. Serves as a pun since all "LAMing" posts are by definition, lame. LAMing often causes douchechills... beware.
All Martin does is make LAMing posts about how great he feels, or who he hung out with, or how his work week went, as if we give a shit. It's all for his ex to look at on Facebook in order to try and make her jealous. It sickens me.
by apennismightier December 23, 2010
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Avril Lavinge

Best singer ever. She's very honest with herself and with her fans. She has a great voice and can play the guitar, tha piano and a little drums. She's simply the best star on the world, and also the most gourgeous one. Britney wishes she could be as pretty and talented as her.
No one can deny that Avril is the best!
by BeLuS May 2, 2005
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laming

The very act of being lame.
Quit laming and get your ass here!
by CyraX May 25, 2004
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Landing Zone

A gaming clan whose leader has a perverted mind, lies about his/her relationship status, cheats his/her members out of their money through "donations," and holds all the power in order to keep his/her income sufficient whilst he/she plays FarmVille.
Person 1: Dude, that Landing Zone clan is wack.

Person 2: Yeah, let's get out of there before I lose my money and my 16 year old virginity.
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Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010

In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."

This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.

And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....
Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.

Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!

UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.

Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!
by klopek007 February 5, 2010
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east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...
it's a town...what's more to say?
by ducky April 15, 2005
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Avril Lavinge

A horrid singer who kids go around saying they love and that she's punk. They then start hearing she's a poseur and start saying they hate her.

Who cares whatever the hell she is, she just blows all together and her voice sounds like she's dieing...
Kid 1: Yeah, Avril is so punk! I love her!
Kid 2: Are you kidding me? She's sucks!

A day later...

Kid 1: I hate Avril she's such a poseur and she sucks!
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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