landing pad

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 05, 2023
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sufi land

The place sami wants to go to when he takes shrooms
fuck this shit I wanna go to sufi land... read books and shit
by kerimeton July 07, 2010
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Land Vegan

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s henseggs.
Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.

She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣

Watt?🤷 ♂️👌

Go off 👸
by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 02, 2020
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 10, 2022
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Tortilla Land

Dripping hot queso all over a man's body while spanking him with a tortilla.
-How was your date with Ignacio last night?

-It was beautiful, he took me to Tortilla Land.
by IdRathaGoIgnant October 23, 2013
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Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.
by Oro173 November 26, 2016
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Pishbulls land

Also Known As: The Land Of The Great Pishbulls

Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.
the land.. pil lip pin! lol
by PishBuLLs D3 July 12, 2004
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