louisiana bushwacker

The act of flossing ones teeth on the pubic hair of a fat cooch while eating it
I gave that fat girl last night a louisiana bushwacker
by Levister January 14, 2023
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Louisiana Hotrod

The result of a heated clothes hanger, being deliberately inserted into ones rectum. Spices are added to enhance sensation.
“She gave me a Louisiana Hotrod last night.”
by Jay Myles January 13, 2019
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Louisiana Cumsquat

A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.
The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.
by treyisverygood September 3, 2021
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Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.
Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.
by LALettuce May 29, 2024
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when you suck on your homie's butthole to get the poo out. This is done in exchange for something. No homo is always implied.
Yeah, ill give you that ye ole downtown Louisiana shlurp if you buy me a new PC.
by MayoCoveredShoe June 3, 2021
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Louisiana Rub & Tug

Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.
Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.
by Oooo weeee August 2, 2023
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Louisiana Lollipop

A sex act typically down way south, where you do your sister in the ass. When you pull out your mom licks your Dick clean.
We had family fun night last night. We performed sex act on my sister called the Louisiana lollipop. Dad said my brother was next.
by The professor 827 December 28, 2021
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