Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese September 07, 2008

long word

words that people use to sound more photosynthesis

jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.

joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!

by wow you’re so smart bro May 17, 2023

Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 09, 2023

Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 10, 2021

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 03, 2018

Long step

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.

Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.

by Lynchum August 13, 2014