liberal

A person so openminded that their brains have fallen out.

When Howard Dean screamed on live television, he was a liberal.

by Bob Bobman December 12, 2008

Liberal Hippy

The liberal hippy has selective senses. Hearing only what they want and seeing only what fits their self-righteousness. The liberal hippy craves drama. In the event it comes upon such a situation it will turn that incident upon itself to appear the victim. The liberal hippy's evidence of self-victimizatioin shall be dispayed in the exaggeration of each situation. Distortion is key to its self-perception. Without such a key ithe liberal hippiy's ego fails and it begins to experience human emotions such as regret and true empathy. "True empathy" isn't to be confused with the constant battle for women and minority rights.

ACLU, Obamunist universal healthcare, Antiwar Movement.

Recently the riots on California college campuses due to higher tuition prices. The liberal hippy claimed "everyone should have the right to education not just the elite". When in fact the cause of tuition prices rising was due to the debt collaborated from a failing economy based on "Liberal Hippy Politics"

by Art Vandalay 6927 March 20, 2010

liberal

a steaming pile a shit. someone who thinks they know all about the problems in life. someone who gets embarassed of his/her country for being the best and would rather switch to socialism and tax the fuck out of everyone to limit success. someone who comes back after a semester of college and spits out the same dog shit that their liberal professors fed them and try to pass it off as their own. someone who hates rush limbaugh for being right all the time and for repearedly quashing their feable arguments. just all around illinformed, misinformed, uninformed steaming piles of shit!

Billy thinks we should vote Obama. He says that Obama is change we can believe in. I said that all Obama's changes would be for the worse. He didn't care, he's a liberal.

by john doe 3000 August 3, 2008

Liberal

Someone who is athiest, anti-American, extremely hypocritical, who lies and tarnishes the American country just to get into power, who ruins the economy once they actually get into power, who hates the military and its personnel, who DOESN'T support what marriage is, and who has no balls at all.

"let's TALK to the murderous terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us all by cutting our heads off, and when we catch them, we can't interrogate them because that's mean!" - Said the Liberal

by Paradox4000 July 4, 2009

liberalese

A sublanguage used by liberals, left-wingers and politically correct people in America - largely democrats, SJWs, woke millennials, and snowflakes. Better known as the language form of political correctness.

Liberal 1: Don't you just like hate guns? Like, they're so evil! Guns kill people! Oh and they're like so racist, mysogenistic, and xenophobic and are like the cause of all the division and gentrification in this country!

Liberal 2: Like, ikr?!

Gun owner: wtf???

Smart person (whispers to gun owner): They're just speaking liberalese dude, don't pay attention.

by yowzaswowzas June 18, 2019

liberal

Ignorant freedom-haters who don't think it's worth their time to read up on "the facts". They think that killing soon-to-be babies is right and that noone should have at least a chance at life, no matter how bad it may be. They all praise their pagan forest god Al Gore, whose house emits ten times as many greenhouse gases as a normal house. During the Civil War, they supported slavery against the newly formed Republican party, which was against slavery. Many American liberals cannot speak proper English, either speaking in a completely incoherent "big city" accent, or like they think that they're a rapper. Many value material objects and sex over anything else, and others think that everyone who doesn't think their way should be shot. A common profession among liberals is that of the drug dealer.

"That liberal stole my shoes!"

by CrystDron March 4, 2007

Modern Liberalism

A Liberal who wishes to extend freedom in equality beyond White Males. Modern Liberalism help extend Freedom to Minorities, Women, ect. Modern Liberals champion Voting Rights, Workers Rights, Free Speech, Multiculturalism, the right to make health decisions without goverment or other groups offering a third opionion.
Modern Liberalism is the next Step in bring democracy to it's full potential.

Modern Liberalism is Pro-Freedom Alternative to Classical Liberalism.

by D.B.H. March 18, 2008