Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

by PJoBro December 8, 2009

Last piece of gum

When the fact that you have gum becomes apparent and everyone within a mile's radius begins asking you for a piece, you use the excuse that you just gave out your last one or that you only have one left.

Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.

by Sudgeman October 3, 2011

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

The Last Bacon

A truly wonderful creature. He was once a part of the Oinker Empire, but then Humans conquered their land and ate all of them, almost all of them that is. One of them remained and split itself into pieces now known as Bacons. Humans started hunting these Bacons down because of their legendary flavor. Sadly, there is only one left. The Last bacon remains the last remaining survivor of the species. Today, he makes lots of Subnautica content on youtube, and reads and replies to every comment.

Bob: "Did you see The Last Bacon's new video with the void mod?"
Joe: "Hell yeah, it was very pog."

by Fireyy March 11, 2021

Sorry, last cup

Being a total boss offering coffe only to say "sorry, last cup"

"You want some coffe or something?"
"Yeah, that would be great!"
"Ah, sorry, last cup"
"Ah, you suck Buscus"

by Kreasj November 20, 2011

Belay my last

A word used so much in navy rtc that usually when said means sorry but say sorry and you’ll get I’m a sorry chief or I’m a sorry petty officer no your a sorry recruit on your 6 pack

Who is your chief of naval operations chief my chief of naval operations is admiral Richardson belay my last admiral Gilday RDC STILL WRONG hydrate 12345678787878910

by DCFR SANCHEZ October 21, 2019

Last Stop at Albuquerque

While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".

So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.

by LHMC October 20, 2010