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bad lad

I hope I don't have any bad lads when I have children.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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Anti Lad

Being a terra lad and leaving your m8's for a new Girlfriend on a big occasion. I.e New Years Eve.
James Ponton u big anti lad for sacking off a binge session to go and play loved up with your mrs
by Brigadier Van Louis Sri Lanka December 4, 2010
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mad lad

when your rent a wee house up in Carlingford thinking you're the maddest cunt going with with your packet of NZ'S
here bies shes a mad lad
by Yesladeoonff September 9, 2019
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Bare Lads

When a girl is fit/good looking & they get bare lads or loads of lads
You should go out more you'd get bare lads
by na23 September 1, 2013
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wee lad

Aiden has a wee lad.
by Waldmannly June 3, 2016
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Lads FC

A bunch of class lads who play football with great banter.
That team is class, must be Lads FC.
by TheLadsOnTour September 17, 2017
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