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Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
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Kyle

Kyle is the guy of your dreams. He is kind, funny, is the life of the party, and a very hot guy. Kyle’s are mostly country boys. He is very strong and has a nice body. He will be the person you will want to go to if you need someone to talk to. He is the nicest guy you will meet but he also has a very good personality. He can be super funny and very sensitive. If you are talking to a Kyle make sure you don’t slip up or he will drift away.
Person 1: Did you see that hot guy Kyle at the party last night?
Person 2: Yes he looks super funny and he can party! He has nice muscles too!
by Teaiama November 24, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”
Jessie: I just stapled my finger to a desk!
Callie: OH NO ARE YOU OKAY?!?
Kyle: oof, that’s tuff.
by yourdadandyourmom November 10, 2019
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kylee

worst person to ever be around. do yourself a favor and get the hell out! usually blonde. and fucking stupid. kys.
person 1: dude kylee is fucking annoying

person 2: word. i hate that bitch.
by lilholla<3 March 22, 2022
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Kyle

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Kyle

a bottom
probably is topped by a jack or a eric
person 1: i could totally top kyle.
by where's my juul?? May 10, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle (1)
(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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