Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the god of all the n word passes. He can give them out to any and all who ask. Be warned, he is spooked very easily and will be known for his monster fueled drywall rages. As an offering bring Kyle some sugar cubes.

"Hey Kyle!"
Kyle: "Sup Nigga"

by FuniGamer August 26, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a cute boy with very soft hair, big cute eyes full of stars and hope and a great sense of fashion. He has a big heart and is very sweet with people. He's also a history nerd, and he'll identify any tank and plane you show him. He will listen to your problems and make you smile if you need to. He's pretty good at video games too, but he's kind of a sore loser and will not hesitate to pout if you beat him. But he won't get mad. Everybody needs a Kyle in their lives.

- Aah it's been a week since I've last talked to Kyle! I'm really starting to miss his smile.

by Juleim July 20, 2020

Kyle

The one motherfucker who always shows up at parties with a 6 pack of monster energy. When a Kyle shows up, you’ll know by the stench of axe body spray. If you see a Kyle out in the wild, hide the Red Bull and reinforce your walls because he will punch a hole through that shit. One way to spot a Kyle is by the way they wear their hat. They always have it at around a 45 degree angle facing the back of their head.

Random person #1: Oh shit here comes Kyle.....
Kyle: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU GUYS

*Kyle says this whilst punching a hole through your wall and downing a monster energy*

by SpiffyNoodles34 June 18, 2019

Kyle

Now Kyle isn't a person Kyle is an idea. Kyle is like an emotion but not quite there yet.

I'm feeling very Kyle this morning

by KyleandFriendsCo January 4, 2020

Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.

Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.

by itsme0 December 22, 2021

Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.

I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend

by Shortie04 December 18, 2019