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Kyle

Kyle is that typical biker that non stop drinks monster and he has spiky blonde hair.
Bikers: “hey Kyle.”
Kyle: “you guys want a monster then we can hit the track.”
by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019
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Kyle

KYLE YAYYY WE LOVE KYLE HE GREAT
HE SUPER SMART AND SWEET (and kinda cute ngl)
by cookie dough13 December 26, 2020
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Kyle

A man who has monster drinks as his blood. Plastic chains as his veins. Camo sagging joggers with military boots. A black jacket unzipped with a white shirt inside. Uses a motorcycle helmet even though he only rides a black bicycle. He's american. He's blonde. He talks like a surfer boi. And he vapes too so, yeh.
Kyle : sick vibes dude
Kyle 2 : yeh vibes, vibes.
Kyle : just got these black airpods for like $350 dude.
Kyle 2 : damn son, i only have white ones.
by Cloudd June 9, 2019
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Kyled

Justice performed when the government fails to protect.
He Kyled the looters who threatened him.
by BigGuy40 November 26, 2021
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Kyle

Karen's male counterpart. Voted "most likely to become a domestic terrorist" by his classmates. A connoisseur of alt-right propaganda. Paragon of bootlicking.
Kyle! You're supposed to lick the boot, not deep-throat it.
by anonymous September 17, 2020
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Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need
“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”
by King Shlook April 29, 2019
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