Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.
SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.
by VomitComit May 20, 2020
Get the SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight) mug.A misspelling of Keira Knightley. "Knightly" is not her last name and if you actually liked her you would know that.
Anyway, for you morons, here is a little about her.
Keira is a 21 year old up and coming actress born March 26, 1985. From Teddington, Middlesex, England, she began her career at age seven appearing in television shows but her breakthrough role was in the English football-themed film, Bend It Like Beckham. It was a major success in its August 2002 UK release, and did fairly well at the box office upon its United States release in March 2003, grossing $32 million.
Some of her other films include:
The Hole
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Love Actually
King Arthur
The Jacket
Domino
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Anyway, for you morons, here is a little about her.
Keira is a 21 year old up and coming actress born March 26, 1985. From Teddington, Middlesex, England, she began her career at age seven appearing in television shows but her breakthrough role was in the English football-themed film, Bend It Like Beckham. It was a major success in its August 2002 UK release, and did fairly well at the box office upon its United States release in March 2003, grossing $32 million.
Some of her other films include:
The Hole
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Love Actually
King Arthur
The Jacket
Domino
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
by wtf; janedoe July 29, 2006
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A Beautiful women who is talented, down to earth, wonderful, stunning, lovable, someone worth wainting for! Talent is natural for her. One best british actress to date not only for her looks but the personality she has behind the acting. Will be very sucessful in what ever she does.
Keira made me loose all sence of balence, time, and concentration as she entered the room and brushed next to my sleeve. Unable to find the right words that could even come close to describe her.
by Dru Roswell December 11, 2003
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Cydonia is a region of Mars where life was rumoured to have once existed. The knights are either the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse or just plain knights. Either way, they tell the people of Cydonia that "God falls asleep on the job", encouraging them to destroy God, saying "how can we win, when fools can be kings?". The people of Cydonia destroy God, under the influence of the knights. In the future of this 'story', in todays present, the cycle has gone full circle, with Governments now in control, but are asleep on the job. This theory is the culmination of my and my friends opinions, and has not just been taken off the internet, so may of course be totally wrong, but I think it ties in well with the political nature of the album.
Another loose theory is that it's linked with 'Sing for Absolution', from one of Muse's older albums, 'Absolution', watch the video for 'Sing for Absolution' to see why.
I should also add this theory is totally unconnected to the video, as it was created before the video was even released. Seeing as most videos for Muse songs don't have anything to do with the meaning of the song but look good with the music, it could still be right.
Or perhaps it has no meaning and is just a random selection of words that sound good together.
Cydonia is a region of Mars where life was rumoured to have once existed. The knights are either the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse or just plain knights. Either way, they tell the people of Cydonia that "God falls asleep on the job", encouraging them to destroy God, saying "how can we win, when fools can be kings?". The people of Cydonia destroy God, under the influence of the knights. In the future of this 'story', in todays present, the cycle has gone full circle, with Governments now in control, but are asleep on the job. This theory is the culmination of my and my friends opinions, and has not just been taken off the internet, so may of course be totally wrong, but I think it ties in well with the political nature of the album.
Another loose theory is that it's linked with 'Sing for Absolution', from one of Muse's older albums, 'Absolution', watch the video for 'Sing for Absolution' to see why.
I should also add this theory is totally unconnected to the video, as it was created before the video was even released. Seeing as most videos for Muse songs don't have anything to do with the meaning of the song but look good with the music, it could still be right.
Or perhaps it has no meaning and is just a random selection of words that sound good together.
by Forever Lost November 6, 2008
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1. Knightly is a word used to describe one being. Similar to douchebag, it is used to describe someone that is greedy, egoistic, or cocky.
Origin:
-Old English: Inspired by Cheetos and Belly Lint.
-German: Knechtly; Being successful.
1. Knightly is a word used to describe one being. Similar to douchebag, it is used to describe someone that is greedy, egoistic, or cocky.
Origin:
-Old English: Inspired by Cheetos and Belly Lint.
-German: Knechtly; Being successful.
Jimmy: Hey Tony, quit being so knightly in guild wars.
Tony: Sorry Jimmy, just trying to produce quality content and rapidly expand my subscriber base.
Tony: Sorry Jimmy, just trying to produce quality content and rapidly expand my subscriber base.
by zenongreat January 25, 2017
Get the Knightly mug.1. A common nickname for Batman. The Caped Crusader is another popular nickname.
2. A highly critically acclaimed adaption of the Batman comic books that is mostly based on "The Killing Joke" and "Batman: The Long Halloween". It is also serves as a sequal to the successful "Batman Begins" and is the darkest and most realistic take on Batman to date.
2. A highly critically acclaimed adaption of the Batman comic books that is mostly based on "The Killing Joke" and "Batman: The Long Halloween". It is also serves as a sequal to the successful "Batman Begins" and is the darkest and most realistic take on Batman to date.
Poseur (now): OMG! THE DARK KNIGHT IZ SOOO AWSUM! THE JOKER IZ SOO KOOL!!!
Poseur (before the movie was released): Who is The Joker?
Smart Person: The Dark Knight was a great movie but it can't compare to the comics.
Poseur (before the movie was released): Who is The Joker?
Smart Person: The Dark Knight was a great movie but it can't compare to the comics.
by joey1214 February 2, 2009
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Friend: hey we should play Knightfall on battlefront 2
Me: you're bar shit crazy if you think you'll win
Me: you're bar shit crazy if you think you'll win
by Jewinator91 August 2, 2019
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