Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010

slippery kitchen worktop

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)

mums love slippery kitchen worktops

by moiralinaa July 12, 2009

Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023

red hot kitchen

Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy

I am red hot kitchen

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013

Cleaning your kitchen

This is when you spread your ass cheeks and someone licks your butthole.

Gay boy- Ayyy, I'm gonna be cleaning your kitchen tonight, -wink-.
Straight boy- Nawww, I'm straight, you faggot.

by P0000000000P298356398497853257 January 19, 2009

Throw the Kitchen Sink

An old, outdated, expression that is used to sound fancy, when simply saying "trying everything we can" is too mundane.

I'm going to throw the kitchen sink at it.

by Work Sass February 21, 2019

kitchen fresh chicken

see kentucky fried chickenor KFC. Because of the healthy-food phenomonon in the United States, KFC felt the need to change its name from "Kentucky Fried Chicken" to "Kitchen Fresh Chicken," although they still do make a lot of fried chicken.

Kitchen Fresh Chicken? That's a mouthful! Why don't the just call it...KFC!

by Nicolle March 13, 2004