Ken

Ken is Kenough and his Kenergy radiates the room when he walKens in. His Kenergy is a Kennon event. He is Kenchanted. He Kennot EVER be wrong. Except for when he is patriachary. He is Kentertaining and KENTASTIC! *Gallops my invisible horse*

"Ken you not?"
"I KENNOT!"
"I am Kenough."

by kenoughh July 27, 2023

Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.

WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!

by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023

ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

Kens

A loyal, respectful person that shouldn’t be slept on but they tend to annoy at times that matter the most

Yo, why you acting like a Kens right now? you pissing me off

by TheRealPoloG March 23, 2021

Ken

A Barbie's little bitch. Dates the most popular girl and does what every the barbie in an attempt to gain popularity and sex, not for a relationship or love.

Person 1: Have you seen Kyle lately.

Person 2: No, he's been hanging out with Becca all weekend. It sucks.

Person 1: I know right! He's such a fucking ken.

by A Barbie and a Ken January 14, 2020

Ken

A person you don’t have a problem with or cool with

I would date you but you fuck with the ken

by Letmeadornu October 8, 2021

KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019