kinky kelly

A donkey used for sexual pleasure

alan and parker from rushcliffe in 11d, has a kinky kelly in his bedroom

by tristox+joshox January 31, 2007

R Kelly

DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS

I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother

by YuRi TaRdEDDDDDD October 28, 2019

John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015

R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014

Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 August 14, 2008

Red kelly

Red Kelly : When a girl gives you oral whilst you at every red light stop whilst you are driving.
How do u know if you have been the receiver of a ‘Red Kelly’.... yr trousers and pants are down and you are being sucked off at a red light whilst stuck in traffic.

By Timmy Passion February 26, 2020

Red kelly
#publicsex #blowjob #oral #cum #redkelly

by Timmy passion February 26, 2020