kurt

a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.

i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.

by babsohboy January 22, 2017

kurt kobaining

The act of shootING ones own load onto their own face.

Dude when I got drink last night I Kurt Kobained myself. It was awful

Kurt Kobaining - Blowing ones own load on their own face.

by Richard Slammer January 27, 2016

Kurt Cobain

also known as Kurdt Kobain, Curtis Cobain, Curt Cobain, and Mr. poupon; Kurt Cobain was an amazing musician who wrote amazing songs like “Sappy”, “Polly”, and “Something In The Way” and inspired many musicians. Though he died in 1994 because of unknown reasons (COURTNEY LOVE), his music and legacy will live on forever.

Kurt Cobain is sick, bruh.

by MemeSenYT July 11, 2019

Kurt

Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.

Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.

by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019

Kurt

He is a basic asian to perm his hair and eat like i pig, he tries to get his dog to suck his peen on the daily. he can’t get girls because he smells too bad.

Damn that nigga is being a kurt rn

by hoe ass nig November 30, 2019

Kurt Cobain

Legendary legend. Beautiful body and face. Beautiful soul.

Kurt Cobain is the leader singer of grunge band Nirvana. Some of their most famous songs include Smells like teens spirit which recently hit 1 billion views as of Christmas 2019. The song was named after a smell his friends described him as, an American deodorant for teens named “Teens Spirit”.

by K.D.C Casey December 31, 2019

kurt

kurt is a badass kid who likes to chorr head

Kurt, will you ever be a slut

by RoomiePlays May 6, 2019