literally the stupidest human being on earth. all hes into is sticking his 2 and a half inch dick into any passing asian. or computer. he likes fucking guys and eating his own shit. hes also rumored to have a barrel ass.
by le gugala March 2, 2005

A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.
Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after
by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023

when you pull a kurt cobain that means your going to blow your head off with a shotgun or killing yourself
by THEBIGRIG06 February 12, 2022

kurt. kurt is the hottest mother fucker with the best cock. “omg his dick was so big” kurt has a great personality and is every girls name the saying is “i want a kurt”. kade once said “i want to be like my brother”.
kurt is so sexy
by akai November 25, 2021

by Sachio666 November 25, 2021

An awkward dance that has NOTHING to do with Kurt Cobain. Defined by 2 awkward individuals residing in Sydney.
by Wafflegoddess October 16, 2012

Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
by TooFunny2 November 17, 2019
