"Dude, the snow drift was all the way up to the peak of the roof of my dads two story house. So I jumped it with my snowmobile." Appropriate response; "Sure Kurt"
by T-Dog. The countryboy pimp. April 11, 2009
Get the "Sure Kurt"mug. Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
by ewgrosspeople08 June 1, 2021
Get the Ryan Kurt Johnsonmug. “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.
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by okin June 11, 2022
Get the Kurt Cobain Nirvana Babymug. by KobeVans March 29, 2020
Get the Kurtmug. ...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle
by TBW_ December 24, 2018
Get the Kurtmug. An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 26, 2023
Get the Kurt Toccimug. stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008
Get the kurts unitmug.