1. The universal causal law by which good or bad actions will be revisited upon you.
2. You ingest what you put out into the world. Good or bad.
3. Cake ingested by the soul based on the actions take in life.
2. You ingest what you put out into the world. Good or bad.
3. Cake ingested by the soul based on the actions take in life.
Marie's wishes well to those who take the time to help others. To those being dicks...she wishes they choke on karma cake.
by DarthJulio November 24, 2021
Get the Karma Cakemug. Karma is something that if you do something it comes back like a boomerang.so if Mrs. Demeano yells t you for no reason then karma will come back so she could get SUED
I said "Oof somebody sharted in my class and now I'm laughing about it " to Micah the next day I sharted myself I cryed and cryed. Karma happened Micah told me
by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 10, 2020
Get the Karmamug. When one forms a triangle with their hands and place it above their heads to prevent bad luck.
Usually a sports affiliated gesture that is done more out of routine than superstition.
Usually a sports affiliated gesture that is done more out of routine than superstition.
Jake always place a karma cap above his head when talking about the championship game because he doesn't want give his team bad luck.
by Sflow69 May 6, 2016
Get the Karma Capmug. by Shrine of Karma March 12, 2023
Get the Shrine of Karmamug. The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan should I smash this apple on Bams head?
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
Dunn: Vito IDKWYJS I’m browsing reddit.
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafukabhgout worldStar or cloutfarms.
Knoxville: adjusts bifocals 🤓
Vito: “raises arm w/ hostility. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha clart farmers.
Knoxville: take it easy big fella I got money’s,”*shifty eyed*, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you…” just in case you wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. *Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it, hands it back to Don Vito” Here I added feces to your apple, think of this like adding Clout to your Karma.
Vito’s dog: *nods* N Farts
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while
Knoxville laughs intently, Vito Pirouettes, smashes apple on Bam, templetons greatest hits start playing on a record player. Vito’s dog dances, money rains down from ceiling. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just dive into shit because I told them to and have more Clout Karma then the San Francisco 49ers.
Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
Get the Clout karmamug. A series of unfortunate events that amount to one giant catastrophic shit heading directly for your face......and your wallet. An unavoidable unpleasantness that will level you to the cockroaches.
A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.
When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.
When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
Did you know that guy that wronged that Lesley like 10 years ago, well you better believe Karma completely destroyed the amazing life he had planned. It all started....
by FakeIt.TillUMakeIt March 7, 2022
Get the karmamug. by yaaaaaaaaa February 28, 2019
Get the karmamug.