Cigarette Karma

The points you get by giving total strangers cigs

This guy better give me a cig! I have so much cigarette karma points!

by unimart September 25, 2009

Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.

Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this

by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011

Von Karma

The annoying family of Prosecutors featured in the game phoenix wright.
Includes Manfred and Franzika Von Karma.
They like being perfectly perfect and both hold large records of wins in court.
Their trials are bitches to win.

Manfred Von Karma, is like totally Gants assistant.
Franzika Von Karma has a whip.
I had the Von Karmas.
I wish I was a Von Karma.

by Putabananainyoear May 29, 2008

instant karma

Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!

Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.

by cat-on-mars.net December 28, 2003

Fart Karma

The karma one experiences after trying to blame a fart on someone / something else.

Luke farted whist on the treadmill at the gym and looked at the person next him, as if to afford the blame onto them. Suddenly, his iPod fell from his pocket, was kicked on by the momentum of his running stride and landed INSIDE the treadmill. A one in a million shot or fart karma?

by Slim Shane-e July 5, 2012

Cunt Karma

When a person is absolutely miserable to be around and always starts drama.

She’s trying to start shit with you because she has cunt karma.

by AmyLane March 30, 2023

candy crush karma

The act of donating extra moves and/or lives on Candy Crush Saga to Facebook friends, particularly those that you don't like, thinking that the good karma will increase your ability to beat an especially difficult level of the game.

Amanda: "Sherida, what level of Candy Crush are you on?"

Sherida: "I'm stuck on 116, but I responded to a bunch of people's requests - so hopeflly that will improve my Candy Crush Karma."

Amanda: "That's a good idea, cuh!"

by ShayJ45 November 19, 2013