A goofy retard who sucks at baseball and still plays fortnite cuz he's gay. He thinks he is good at baseball cuz he played for some travel team called USA Showcase but he's not. He is now broke because he spent all of his money on a 1300 dollar gaming pc so he has to use a 2007 voodoo as his bat that he got at goodwill. His nickname is McLovin because he looks exactly like McLovin from superbad.
by RageMonster44 February 6, 2020
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-a shit eating, masturbating little bitch
-a rotten fucking egg
- -1,000 big dick energy
-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
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-thinks he’s funny but he’s just very insecure
-Randal from monster’s inc
-attention span of an actual decomposing fly
-literally doesn’t care
-also he’s Mexican
Him: *doesnt text for a week because he doesn’t care and is a stupid little bitch*
Gf: “we’re over,esc”
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