Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!
by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019
Get the Johnmug.