El Joel

The biggest simp on earth with a heart of gold, he’s always looking like he got an stick up his ass and loves playing Rocket League.

Basic bitch.

El Joel Nanananananananananananana

by Olivia <3 Joel May 16, 2020

Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019

Jobe

a funny guy with a deep voice.

he is in love with a girl named hannah

he is very tall and loves to laugh.
he is so hot & sexy.
that girl he is in love with should dump her boyfriend and date him
he smokes and coughs alot

Jobe is so awsome!

by amy1997 June 18, 2011

Jocelyn

Kinda short, but nice, sporty, and cool. She can be a total bitch sometimes, but shes just being real and honest. She is very hot and spicy. OH MAMA MIA!!!!!!

JOCELYN LOOKS SO HOT TODAY
WHAT A SPICY MAMA

by Freddie Mercury is a dood March 7, 2019

Joel

Joel Is just the most perfect dude everrr. He got everything a girl wants. He’s nice respectful and very cute. He’s tall smart and plays sports. He’s the kinda guy you want but the only problem is he never dates. He’s one of those good kids. You probably underestimate him in the past but now you regret not being his friend. And also everyoneeeeee knows he’s secretly in love with some girl most likely named gaby. But his friends force him not to date her

Gaby: yea I’m like so in love with Joel
Gabys friend: eww no what a nerd
Joel: oh dude I like gaby too
Joel’s friend: nahhhh bro don’t date herrrr
Gaby and joel: *secretly date*

by Mireyahatersss June 20, 2019

jobless

A person who cannot mantain or hold a job. One who is out of work. One who cannot hold a job. One who is lazy. Probably will never get anywhere in life because they fill their days with trivial nonsense. Can't accomplish the basics.

Vitale is a jobless loser.

by Sargeant King March 10, 2008

Jobey

A mythical creature that roams the streets of Jackson. He is not real. He was never born, he has no birth date.

Can you take Jobey to Casablanca, where the arabs don't I.D.?

by PANKY December 3, 2006