Jeremy Davis

Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”

I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.

by Kurt Stevens 11 July 16, 2018

Jeremy Andretti

Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, I got 201 rings. (All colors of the rainbow) we are now married.

“Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife”

by JeremyAndrettiIsHot April 24, 2021

Jeremy Mixa

A fucking screw up who doesn't know how to do shit and every time he gets a shot with a women he loves he fucks it up because hes a piece of trash who deserves to rot in fucking hell because he has no purpose in life.

Damn look at Jeremy Mixa

by Clay Henderson March 12, 2019

Jeremy Hernandez

A guy who sleeps around and is dating an ugly girl b*tch named Shamina Jasmine Guzman

Ewww Jeremy Hernandez is so ugly

by Sashabanks March 31, 2017

Jeremy Piven

An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate

"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"

by Flubby19 February 8, 2019

Jeremy's Bike

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.

Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.

by crazypete12 December 7, 2012

Jeremy allen

Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.

Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.

by JmfknT February 14, 2021