jonking

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

by laddleladdle February 17, 2009

Janking

To dodge from side to side/up-down in an evasive manner.

I had to be constantly janking to avoid the tracer and flak fire.

by leaf November 11, 2003

jinking

the act of thinking about jokes before you write them down or tell them to someone.

Hey man, I was jinking last night and thought of a lot of new jokes and pranks!

by Bobby Jean III September 28, 2010

chicken jerking

(1) the act of throttling any stupid evil bastard.

(2) passtime of inbred cretins and other evil stupid bastard

(1) "It was a great chicken jerking last night; it was almost better than sex"

by Wise Guy July 20, 2003

junking out

An event or get together with the sole purpose of eating junk food.

I can't wait for our girls weekend. Totally stoked about junking out!

by shanoa February 26, 2015

Jenning'd

The act of talking someone into buying something they otherwise were not interested in buying. Primarily in relation to video games, but not limited to it.

OMG, you actually bought The Division after I talked about it?! But didn't you say you didn't care for it? Hahahaha, you got jenning'd so bad!

by The1llusiveMan January 10, 2017

jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021