January 27th

National tell a girl she’s pretty day! Go tell her

Hey it’s January 27th and i think you’re gorgeous.

by wugmdstipuitbt January 27, 2021

January 25

National give your tallest female friend a hoodie day!

Person #1: “Hey, here’s my hoodie.”
Person #2: “But why?”
Person #1: “It’s January 25!”

by Ugly_memes February 22, 2020

January 18

National sleep day

Hey it’s January 18 I think I should just sleep

by Bro listen January 04, 2021

January 18

January 18th is national cuddle with your boyfriend/ girlfriend day :) go give your favorite person hugs, cuddles, and kisses!!

Girl: It’s January 18!

Guy: yes and what about it?

Girl: you’re forced to give me cuddles ☺️

by croissant-tingzz January 18, 2021

No Pee January

the month you dont pee! just like no nut november if you fail no pee january you will die!

a : why you no go to toilet for about 1 week already
b : i doing no pee january

by ugayugayugay December 10, 2019

January 15

The day that if you ask your crush out they can’t say no

Jake: Hey there’s Rebecca go ask her out
Blake: What no she’ll reject me
Jake: No she can’t it’s January 15

by DumptruckBlake January 12, 2021

January 15

The perfect day, half of a month after new year, just after holidays. The smartest and most sarcastic people are born this day. They’re not bitches or dicks, they’re hilarious. They’re revolutionary people who need attention. Martin Luther king, Pitbull, Cameron Dove, Ariella Ferrara and Ben Shapiro are born january 15 and Wikipedia went online for free this day too.

For January 15, Florida men threatened his neighbors to kill them with kindness.

It’s also avocado day.

Omg Maria is born January 15th, she’s going to change the world. What a goddess! Let’s go eat guacamole for her birthday!

by crustyheehee November 15, 2019