Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker

"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."

by maya0924 March 25, 2017

Jake

Is a poop

Omg jake is such a poop

by Princess beautiful December 13, 2017

Jake

Jake has a foot fetish, thus making him gross af. Sometimes he licks fish cooch too.

Jake is really disgusting

by TridentLord195 June 7, 2018

A Jake

commonly used as a noun; sometimes a verb

when a boy acts like he likes you when you two are friends, and when you developed a thing for him, he stops talking to you and avoids you like the plague

Wow, don’t worry. He’s just a Jake.

by Harry’sLeftAssCheek August 29, 2019

Jake

A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.

"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "

by O'Bryan July 27, 2012

Jake

A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.

Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

by DJD666 January 12, 2009

jake

a dark colored australian primate with a flat nose and low forehead,normally found in the desert or redfern.Diet is known to include 2 stroke oil as well as varoius items found in the trash.The word jake originates from the sound they make when they bounce off your bumper or bonnet

hell that kid's aright jake

by 1029384756 January 7, 2008