Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men
OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.
by Mrtoogood April 19, 2017
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Jake, He is very very! Gay he would love to get you on his bed, he also loves little boys and girls across america
Gay is when a boy (jake) loves other MEN! just like him
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Jake has a foot fetish, thus making him gross af. Sometimes he licks fish cooch too.
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A Jake

commonly used as a noun; sometimes a verb

when a boy acts like he likes you when you two are friends, and when you developed a thing for him, he stops talking to you and avoids you like the plague
Wow, don’t worry. He’s just a Jake.
by Harry’sLeftAssCheek August 30, 2019
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A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.
"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "
by O'Bryan July 26, 2012
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A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

by DJD666 January 13, 2009
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a dark colored australian primate with a flat nose and low forehead,normally found in the desert or redfern.Diet is known to include 2 stroke oil as well as varoius items found in the trash.The word jake originates from the sound they make when they bounce off your bumper or bonnet

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