Jake Gay

When you look at Jake and you see gay.

"Ew Jake gay!"

by isrealityreal January 24, 2021

Subscribe to Jake Paul

Something you should not do

I think I should subscribe to Jake Paul! *dies*

by Hetler January 10, 2018

jake from State Farm

my only friend

Jake from State Farm likes his khakis.

by chicken is noice December 19, 2015

Jake Amorelli

A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish.

"Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??"
"You're a STRUMPET!"

by jakeh8ter January 30, 2010

Jake

Someone who has a great smile. Typically athletic and knows what he's doing on the court or the field. An honest drunk, but also the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Never hesitates to speak his mind, unless he's talking to a girl he's into. Is one of the greatest people you could possibly know. Very handsome with a contagious laugh!

-That kid Jake really makes my day!

-Person #1: Did you see #12?

Person #2: Yeah that's Jake, he's amazing isn't he?

by silverfox2017 December 26, 2014

Jake Gyllenhaal

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

by someone you dont know June 12, 2014

Jakeing

Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.

It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.

by KJL '77 May 17, 2007