Space Junk

Male private parts... in space.

"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."

by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021

cutter junk

When a male or female doesn't shave their vigina or penis hair and it looks like a jungle

Did you see Jillians cutter junk it was disgusting she needs to shave it

by Wile-e coyote January 11, 2017

junk in the trunk

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk

He likes to put his junk in the trunk

by Keloid Conquerer January 25, 2010

butt junk

to get cummed up the ass

i got BUTT JUNKED!

by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

junk armor

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An athletic supporter, such as a jockstrap or a plastic cup, that protects the male genitals ("junk") against impact or injury.

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"That football hit me right in the crotch! If not for my junk armor I'd be singing soprano now."

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by al-in-chgo March 8, 2010

Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply

"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk

by nooglesgram February 6, 2007

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

by Hoch March 11, 2011