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Jonas brothers 

Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.

Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.

Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.

Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"

Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
Jonas brothers by Anon 64 September 12, 2009
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Jonas Olšauskas 

The best guy ever that is a very good friend and accepts what type of person you are.
Hey Jonas Olšauskas. Thank you for being the best friend ever.
Jonas Olšauskas by Lolly boy March 29, 2019

jonas brothers 

some of the nicest people on the face of planet earth! great at singing and extremely hot.

JONAS KJØLESKAP 

Famous person from the nidar factory, he is also known to be a wannabe roadman. to quote him exactly "kis, wow tobias si søster va peng shø!" Can only be used by people from the city trondheim
kis wow jonas kjøleskap is my number one idol shø

jonas brothers 

THE BEST BAND EVER!
- NO, im not 12, i am 22.
- For everyone who is like omg, are you like 12?, who cares!?! leave kids alone, shows how mature you are!
- Who cares if they watch disney channel?! What did you watch when you were a kid, rock of love!?
- love them, they are good influences!
Who are the jonas brothers again?

THE BEST BAND EVER!
jonas brothers by kailey!!! April 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers are not "fags." Their music IS real music, and their songs DO have meaning to them. They set a good example for people their age, and don't sing about how bootylicious some girl is. Nick Jonas, the youngest Jonas brother, has type 1 diabetes. Just about every guy hates them, because the Jonas Brothers are more successful, unique, talented, and much more good looking then them.
And no, I am not nine years old, nor do I tYpE liiKe dIs.
I also don't watch Disney Channel, that's now how I found out about the Jonas Brothers. They started out with Colombia Records, which is NOT related to Disney Channel in any way.
Diss the Jonas Brothers all you want, but at the end of the day they still have millions of fans, and are more successful then you'll ever be.
Jonas Brothers by jbislove March 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers 

The Most amazing band in the world. They consist of 3 gorgeous men and have amazing talent. Their songs are inspiring and their talenet is BEYOND great. They are more than just 3 boys on a stage singing and dancing, they are an amazing group of people who love their fans and do everything to keep us happy. I love them;; EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO. (: They are such an inspiration and great role-models. <33 And they haven't changed!; they have just grown up and matured; doesn't everyoneee?
i love them so much;; oh yes. :DD
The Jonas Brothers are the best!
Jonas Brothers by Hollyyy(: November 19, 2007