by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018
Get the Johnmug. a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
by johnned April 18, 2019
Get the johnnedmug. 
a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.
John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
by Krkič February 4, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive
Your being such a john
by Rider420 April 30, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by lilicee June 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug.