When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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by coolhottie December 08, 2022
ivan and bitya, the best couple ever
by bajisisidoxi November 22, 2021
Ivan Fascella supports open-borders because he's anarcho-communism
by Andrew-501 June 30, 2019
the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.
Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.
by Maestrul tau fa October 03, 2023
Stemming from the root of the “White Russian,” the Ivan Drago is a beverage made by mixing vodka and milk poured over Kellogg’s brand Special K cereal in a red solo cup.
Ex; “No Rocky marathon is complete without an Ivan Drago to wash down your Philly cheesesteak”
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
College Student 1; “Taco Bell breakfast smacks”
College Student 2; “I had the true breakfast of champions, the Ivan Drago”
College Student 3; “If he dies, he dies”
by Thpecial K January 19, 2021