Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

bacon boy

A person who likes electronic music. The link between bacon and 'electro' was made during the explosion of ecstasy consumption during the mid 1980's. Users of the drug would usually consume bacon after a hard night of clubbing in order to restore much-needed nutrients to the body, often in sandwich form.

"He loves those tunes, such a bacon boy!"

"The bacon boys were mashing it up last night!"

by Viv J January 14, 2008

bacon dangles

when the labia minora surpass the labia majora to a significant degree. also pastrami fallout.

her beef curtains were so tattered she suffered from a severe case of bacon dangles.

by Scroaty McGibblet April 29, 2006

Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!

Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!

by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011

Bacon pill

A drug that when taken causes no effect to your motor skills, perceptiveness or state of mind but will induce one symptom - over the next 15 hours, for approximately 2 seconds, the taker will see Kevin Bacon appear totally randomly, in any kind of way or place, and then dissapear with the same flippancy.

Popular amongst lay workers who ingest the pill to add excitement to their day, knowing that at any point Kevin Bacon will appear to them in an unforeseen fashion.

Hank took the bacon pill and went to work, 4 hours later he looked out the window and briefly saw Kevin Bacon sitting on the branch of a tree, flapping his arms like a bird.

John: 'I took a bacon pill at around 12 in the afternoon and 2 hours later i crossed into the Kevin Bacon dimension - I saw him walking a pram backwards down the side of footpath, wearing a pair of bunny ears and crying. It was wild, totally brightened up my day'
Fraser: 'man, i need to get my hands on a bacon pill too.

by Lounge Party June 1, 2010

Strip of bacon

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.

I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.

by Metal December 15, 2003

Arm Bacon

Excessive fat on the upper-arm area. Found especially on large women.

Man, did you see Alli's arm bacon? Her arms are as big as my legs!

by Coord October 13, 2008