Irene

Some feminist kid who'll smack you over anything but once someone else does it she's fine with it.

Me: Hey, is that Irene over there?

John: Yeah isn't she a feminist or something?

Me: I think so..

by pinacoladasforyou2 November 21, 2019

Northern Ireland

A smelly shithole. Thankfully seperated from the Republic by a border, which is unfortunately no longer militarised due to the evacuation of British troops.

Me: Thank God I don't actually live here in Northern Ireland! It's shit.
Northerner: No it isn't!
Me: Actually, it is. Belfast looks like a fucking concentration camp or something. What's with all the barbed wire and fences! And the retarded chavs who attack policemen, firefighters, and anyone wearing the wrong soccer jersey, the paramilitaries, Orangemen, need I go on?!
Northerner: You're right, feck this, I'm moving to the West Country. Or Wales. Or the South. Even Glasgow isn't as shite as this armpit.
Me: Now you're thinking straight. I'll book a ticket on Ryanair and get us the feck out of here. Let's never speak of it again.

by dudeinwales October 22, 2006

northern ireland

a country that doesnt exist. its proper name is the illegally occupied six counties in the north of ireland,their "national football team" is made up mostly of players in englands 2nd division and players in the irish league as for the limited supporters they could easily fill an olympic sized swimming pool(preferably with bricks tied to their feet).most catholics in the north support the far superior republic football team and despise the 6 counties team even wanting england to win when they play the 6 counties. chief export: labourers and whingers, chief import: semtex and weapons and money grabbing wannabee landlord ex-patriots. main income is tourism, but avoid the giants causeway it is absolute shite, as is belfast(all except for the catholic parts of west belfast).

"so jackie fullerton, what did you make of northern irelands performance?.
"well i have to say what a glorious match by our boys, defended well and played brilliantly"
"aye jackie, but we were beat 12 nil by the bulgarian paralympic girls team".

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Iranian Ass Rocket

This is when you are "plowing" a girl in the ass right after a hot sauce enima.

Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!

by manlyBreasts May 12, 2009

Iranian

1) Prefer to be called "persian"- gentle like the cat "meoww"
2) lead by the shortest man in the world- the only iranian with balls to speak out against anyone- only middle eastern
3) Most men, named "ali" or "reza" or "ali-reza",
4) Men, if they dnt get girls, they cut thier dicks off and become Trannys. - 2nd highest population of transexuals in the world. (1st thailand)

"I think Rezalina is an Iranian"- (4)

by just for jokes March 14, 2008

Northern Ireland

A rubbish part of Ireland which the Irish Republican Army and even some crazy Southerners wants attatched to the Republic for some unknown reason.

Southerner: The IRA wants Northern Ireland to be part of the Republic. They must be out of their minds.
Southerner 2: Definitely. Let the Brits keep it.

by dudeinwales October 24, 2006

northern ireland

-Everyone's a bloody politician.
-Fucking everyone fucking swears all the bloody fucking time you wanker.
-Everything is powerful hi.
-Everyone says hi after every scentence.
-It always rains.
-You're a farmer, a fisherman or you work at Hollister (According to your Facebook.)
-Going to Victoria Square is the highlight of your life.
-Guinness tastes better here.
-Your packing priorities for going on holiday are Buckfast and Tayto Crisps.
-Alcohol is cheap as fuck.

-We all agree that David Cameron is a twat, oh, and Steven Nolan... cunt.
-It's Londonderry, not Derry you republican twats.
-Will Grigg is our superhero.

-Popular songs include:
-Will Grigg's on Fire.
-We're not Brazil we're Norn Ireland.
-The Sash.
-I tell me ma.
-Wagon Wheel.
-Anything by Justin Bieber.
-No pope in Rome.

Non NI Native: What's Northern Ireland like?
NI Native: Oh, Norn Iron? It's powerful hi. It's always pissing down and we're a bunch of vulgar, complete and utter twats, but we have cheap drinks, Nathan Carter, the MYD, Hollister and of course, Will Grigg.
Non NI Native: Get me a flat and a bottle of Bucky.

by Angry.Potato July 7, 2016